Joke! The things kids say! It'll give you a little chuckle?

A mother was having a headache, and her son was misbehaving. She got tired of him throwing things around and slamming pots and pans together, so she stopped him and told him one of her "secrets." She told him, "Every time you misbehave, or do something bad, I get another gray hair. So please be quiet and let mommy sleep, okay?" the little boy thought for a moment, and then said "wow, you must've been a really bad girl when you were little. just look at grandma!"